Greta Directed by Neil Jordan Starring Isabelle Huppert, Chloë Grace Moretz and Maika Monroe In UK Cinemas April 18th, 2019 by Joanna Orland Its story may add nothing new to the horror thriller genre, but Greta manages to thoroughly entertain with a fantastically devious performance from Isabelle Huppert, and beautiful artistic merit from director Neil […]

Starring Gemma Arterton, Saoirse Ronan, Jonny Lee Miller Directed by Neil Jordan In UK Cinemas May 31st, 2013 by Rebecca Biscuit I haven’t seen Twilight, but from what I can tell from the posters, it’s about some Mormon vampires who are too scared to have sex. And then when they finally do f*ck each other, […]