This Dude’s on Crack yo!

John Corbett is weird. LOOK at him. Just LOOK. I’ve actually met him once so this is all based on fact when I say he is weird. Was a few years ago at the Toronto International Film Festival. I was in the lobby of a theatre. He showed up to a screening (might’ve been an SJP film). He was lingering around the lobby and us girls thought he looked familar. We tried to chat with him but he was totally cracked up going on about how he was a huge rock star (guess him thinking he was a rock star explains why he thought wearing tight leather trousers was a good idea). He was totally slurring words, speaking nonsense and then pinched a female usher’s butt. Dude is crack-ed up.