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Loose
Lips, HOFF Gossip
Please
enjoy our tributes to David Hasselhoff - aka The Hoff:
1.
Hoff Hoff Hoff - Knight Industries 2000 Mix
by
Jimm Jamm
If
you'd like us to post YOUR tribute to The Hoff, please
email
us and tell us in 200 words or less why you love The
Hoff.
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Top of the Burps
WARNING: Sick
bag may be required! Still
interested?
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PeevOrama
We
all have Pet Peeves, and here at LLHG we have more than
our fair share. Here are a few of our biggest and most hated
peeves. We invite you to join the protest by emailing
your own!
Reading
materials in toilets - sick and wrong
Spelling
and grammatical errors
Two shades of denim in the same outfit
Half-eaten bananas
Ridiculously long hair (mostly on men)
Tardiness
People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'
Victoria's Secret shop assistants
Slogans written across the butt of jeans / pants
Men with shaved chests / plucked eyebrows
Unibrows
People who stand on the wrong side of the escalator
Decorative facial hair
Leaving the milk out (goes for butter too)
Mobile phones hung around necks
Slow walkers
Carnations
When people say 'Cheer up - it might never happen.' - what
if it already did?
Christmas sweaters
Insomnia - inconvenient for everyone involved
Foot cheese / Body odour
People who spit in public
Warm gin and tonic
Heavy breathers
Juicy bits in orange juice
Long pointless lists
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Jon
Bond Swearing Keyboard
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HOLiday
Bjork vs. Madonna
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On
The Shelf
Radio Drama
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Flat
FM
One-Off Radio Programme
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